5x04 Time of Angels, 6x13 The Wedding of River Song
#oh no it’s my mum #she’s going to see me flirting #she’s going to give me that look #and probably slap the Doctor #mum really I’m not sleeping wi… oh. #look it’s my mum before she’s my mum #okay then #I can flirt as much as I want #oh look she’s encouraging me #good thing dad’s not here
GOOD THING DAD’S NOT HERE
(Source: loveatomb, via dogsandthedoctor)
| Dumbledore: | Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts! |
| Dumbledore: | I actually don't know why your parents still send you here |
| Dumbledore: | There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically |
| Dumbledore: | And it just goes up every year |
| Dumbledore: | I guess that just means all your parents hate you |
| Dumbledore: | Great let's have some pumpkin juice |